Tale of an ex-Static Water Tank

Beside the Camera’s bulk rotund
The impassioned prophet strode,
Dodging the bicycles and cars
That by him ever flowed.

‘Attend!’ he cried, ‘Ye passers-by
Capped, coated, scarved or gowned,
While I upon this Water Tank
A parable expound!

See how this hammer pounds it down
To dust! By which I prove
That block of concrete won’t stand up
To metal on the move.

All its brave water now is drained
To some sad store lymphatic.
It stood and stood and stood and stood-
It was, in fact, too static.

This rule, in Oxford’s bracing air
Holds now, and evermore –
Tis not enough to stand and wait,
Change, movement, is the law.’

He stopped; and, illustrating thus
His thesis to the last,
Was wiped up by a car that came
Up Catte Street, rather fast.

Oxford satires

  • Oxford Revisited

    Oxford! What change indeed is here!
    Where are the sweets of yesteryear?

  • Shakespeare at Toggers

    Now all the youth of Oxford are on fire
    And dog-eared learning in the Radder lies.

  • Omar in Stat. Pup.

    Awake! For morning like a faithful Scout,
    Has touched the switch that put repose to rout,

  • Punt Counter Punt

    Mid all these problems we’re confronting
    I come to sing the praise of punting! –

  • Summer Song

    The Summer Term! What tales are told
    By greybeards of the days of old –

  • Tale of an ex-Static Water Tank

    Beside the Camera’s bulk rotund
    The impassioned prophet strode,

  • A Vision of Degree Day

    The drowsy air, the throngs that gaze,
    The ceremonial stir,
    Mixed with the drone of Latin phrase..